Episode 44: Greece is the Word
“Anna, I’ve been thinking.”
“Stefani, I really hope you’ve been thinking the same thing I have.”
“I’ve been thinking that we should stop knocking on doors.”
“Stefani, I am almost positive that you have the right idea.”
“Err-et-ay?” one of the American girls stumbled over her own tongue through the Alabaman accent. “Doesn’t that mean ‘mistake?’”
“No,” the other one said, less distinctly Alabaman and notably more intelligent. “It means stop.” She looked at
“Every time we open a door, someone’s having sex, dead, or both.”
“That was a nasty room. Disgusting.”
“So, what we have to do is just get out of here.”
“That was out!”
“Sword-Tier?” the first American girl malapropped. “There’s gonna be a fight?”
“No, stupid,” the second American scolded. “Sortir. Go Out.” She turned back to
Conversation continued in two languages, and angry questioning in a third, for several moments.
“We’re going to stop opening doors,” Anna said suddenly in French.
“We can’t do that! There are innocent people in there!”
“Innocent people do not have lewd sex with strangers and eat each other!” Stefani snapped at her.
“Some of them might?” she ventured.
“Tell the Americans we’re leaving.” Anna said sternly.
“We’re going to get out of the hotel. No one else is to be saved.” She spoke her English very carefully. The smarter of the two American girls began to nod, but the significantly dumber one (who was, for the record, not blonde) let her mouth fall open.
“We can’t just let them die!” She wailed. “They’re people!”
“You want to save them,”
“Jessica…” She said slowly. “There’s nothing we can do for them.” She said suddenly. “They’re in God’s hands now.” Jessica frowned at her, but then seemed to think about it for a minute.
“So are we,” she whispered. “I hope he’s as forgiving as they say.” They advanced rapidly down several more flights of stairs.
A loud series of Bangs exploded from beneath them. The five girls froze.
“That doesn’t sound like sex or cannibalism!” Stefani squealed in Esperanto.
“Doesn’t mean it’s better,” Anna said grimly through clenched teeth.
U.S. Grant and Pyotr Petrograd had, with much incident, reached the Acropolis.
The Acropolis is a great, ancient city that towers above modern
To get to the enterable base of the Acropolis from the edge of Plaka, one must cross several neighborhoods and go around the mountain. This is exactly what U.S. Grant and Pyotr Petrograd did. On the way, each of them had disabled seventeen zombies (though Grant, at the base of the mountain, claimed that he had counted eighteen for himself and sixteen for Pyotr) and together the two of them had looked up the ascent.
“They have soldiers everywhere,” Grant roared.
“They are a misled army of the people!” Pyotr announced.
“Oh, so you expect us not to kill the drones?” Grant turned on his best friend. Pyotr smiled.
“They are not our people, are they?” Grant smiled in return. They had made a right fist together, and charged up through zombie hoard. As they had gone up, they had barely slowed their ascent to collapse the heads of the “misled people’s super-soldier drones”, yet they lost count of how many they had crushed by the time they reached the city itself.
Though neither of them would have thought to make the joke, the Acropolis was now much more of a Necropolis. Zombies had swarmed over the entire ancient city, and there was now not a single road, passage, or ruined building that was not filled with the shambling dead. They seemed to be trying to live out dead lives in the dead city, sitting dazedly in empty homes, seeming without purpose. Until they sensed live flesh. Pyotr and Grant were oblivious to all this, knowing only that they were under siege by an army of uncontrollable creatures that had once been human, and could only be defeated by crushing the skull.
Soon they had reached the side of the hill city that overlooked
“Holy Fuck,” Grant Stolid muttered.
“Jesus Christ!” Peter Gradine replied.
The rest of
“We’re in way over our heads,” Grant said quietly, reaching up and removing the pair of briefs from his head.
Peter sat down where he stood. “This isn’t about us at all,” he whispered.
“I’ll bet it’s not even the Illuminati,” Grant’s voice leveled out, and his towel-cape slid from his back and crumpled to the ground. Peter waited a moment, and then looked all around them. Grant looked down at him. “What are you looking for?”
Peter screwed up his face in confusion. “For some reason, I expected Athena to show up and tell us that you were right about that.” Grant stared at his best friend, not daring to admit that he had thought the same thing. “I guess she’s not going to,” Peter said cautiously. Both felt that they had just missed a very rare opportunity somehow.
“Oh, god, someone with a gun is panicking,” Stefani hissed in Esperanto between the frenzied screams of some number of boys in two rooms, separated only by one, across from the stairs. Bullets flew from the doors of the two rooms.
“Why do they not run out of bullets?” Jane whined.
“The Texas Ranger corollary of the Stormtrooper effect,”
“What?”
“It means they’re good guys,”
“Anyone notice a way into the basement?” Anna said in French. Charlotte and Stefani shook their heads, and
“I did!” she said loudly and proudly, and was promptly shushed by her companions. She covered her mouth in embarrassment, but still smiled proudly. She repeated her self quietly.
“Where?”
“Back upstairs!” She commanded in French. “One floor up!”
She had just caught a glance up the set of stairs to the third floor that they had so recently descended. Now descending it were a number of corpses, and now that the five of them were paying attention, they could all hear the trudging shuffling of feet on the floor above them.
“Into the room, now!” Anna hissed through her teeth, and
She took a survey of the room now. Everything, really, dressers, beds, chairs, desks, TVs, nightstands, had been pressed against the door or scattered tightly around it. All that was left in the bulk of the room were the headboards of the two beds, which were part of the wall, and the hanging lights on the ceiling. And something very bad struck Anna.
“This room is an inside room,” she said softly. “There’s no way out.” Without translation, Jane too understood what Anna had said.
“What?” Jessica asked quickly. “What’s wrong?”
“We are screwed,”
“Don’t give up,” She finally said as a tearing sound began to emanate from the door. She looked at all of them, trying to catch any eyes, but unable to. She frowned harder. “We’ll find a way out.” Jane and Jessica did not even want to understand what she was saying.
A moaning behind Grant Stolid and Peter Gradine snapped them out of their contemplation of the stricken
“We gonna do this the easy way?” Peter asked.
“Of course not,” U.S. Grant smiled down. “We’re gonna go down fighting for God and Country!”
Pyotr Petrograd stood and smiled at his best friend. “We’re gonna go down fighting for the people!”
The two turned together to face the flood of corpses that had surrounded their position looking over
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